Why are LSU fans so fond of throwing these at people? They shouldn't do that. Because it's wrong. Pee has a lot of bacteria and germs and other stuff in it. Plus, it smells bad.

Why won't they stop?

I also don't like it when they yell at me or my friends. I am always frightened that that they are going to Tigerbate me. I'm not sure what this is, but I don't want it to happen to me. It's not worse than the pee is it? Because the pee thing is pretty scary.

I hate LSU. Time to bury these coonasses.

come on man...everybody knows pee is sterile unless you have a UTI or STD.

it won't hurt u.

Also, aren't they afraid the bags of pee will accidentally open in whatever they keep them in?

I don't know if they keep them in their pockets, coolers, purses, fanny packs, etc. I guess it depends on personal preference. I wouldn't put mine in a cooler, though. You might ruin your snacks. I'd probably keep mine in my fanny pack and just bring a change of clothes. That's easier than bringing extra snacks.

Kingpin, they will do these things to you b/c you are a pu$$y!

I would keep them with my change of clothes, so even if they leaked none would get on me.

I think they have the bags of pee in handy becuase they throw them @ their children when they get stung by jellyfish @ Orange beach, while on vacation ... If they are throwing them later than the summer i am sure its just for practice ... no harm intended

Is it their pee? Or do they use other people's pee? Maybe their friends and family all get together to fill the bags before they leave Baton Rouge. On the other hand, it might make more sense to wait until they get to where ever they are going. I'd wait until I got to Tuscaloosa. And then I'd have asparagus at Outback Steakhouse. I wouldn't drink any alcohol beforehand, because that would just dilute it. I assume you'd want to have it as yellowish orange as possible. When you drink a lot, I've heard that it starts to become clear? Is that true?

I would use those new zip-locs I saw on TV. They click when you close them and won't leak. You could even freeze your pee, but be sure and write "Pee" on the zip-loc so you don't get it mixed up with your frozen chicken soup.

To Kingpin's 5-year-old brother:

pee doesn't have bacteria unless the person has an infection or it gets contaminated. go do some push-ups.

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Originally posted by webass:
I would use those new zip-locs I saw on TV. They click when you close them and won't leak. You could even freeze your pee, but be sure and write "Pee" on the zip-loc so you don't get it mixed up with your frozen chicken soup.

Those are good pointers.

Also, it might be a good idea to let them thaw in the sink rather than thawing them out in the microwave. On the other hand, if the pee came from you, and you are the only one using the microwave, that would probably be ok even if it burst open in there.

I wonder if they have thought of throwing hot pee on people. And I don't mean warm pee. I mean hot pee. Like convenience store coffee hot pee. That would be awful, wouldn't it? You'd go to the hospital with burns from scalding hot pee. I wonder if they treat that differently from other burns.

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Originally posted by calidoc:
To Kingpin's 5-year-old brother:

pee doesn't have bacteria unless the person has an infection or it gets contaminated. go do some push-ups.

Thank you for letting me know that pee is not dangerous. I'm not scared at all of getting someone else's pee thrown on me now. Even if it was scalding hot and thrown right in my face. Because now I know that it doesn't have bacteria in it. And it's all thanks to the fine posters at Tidesports.

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Originally posted by little_bluebird:
come on man...everybody knows pee is sterile unless you have a UTI or STD.

it won't hurt u.

These are LSU people. You can't make it through a lifetime's worth of Mardi Grasses without catching something.

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Originally posted by Kingpin:

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Originally posted by webass:
I would use those new zip-locs I saw on TV. They click when you close them and won't leak. You could even freeze your pee, but be sure and write "Pee" on the zip-loc so you don't get it mixed up with your frozen chicken soup.

I wonder if they have thought of throwing hot pee on people. And I don't mean warm pee. I mean hot pee. Like convenience store coffee hot pee. That would be awful, wouldn't it? You'd go to the hospital with burns from scalding hot pee. I wonder if they treat that differently from other burns.

If you throw hot pee, you probably want to get some asbestos gloves like the firemen wear. I don't think you should throw frozen pee, you might hurt somebody.

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Originally posted by SandMountain:

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Originally posted by little_bluebird:
come on man...everybody knows pee is sterile unless you have a UTI or STD.

it won't hurt u.

These are LSU people. You can't make it through a lifetime's worth of Mardi Grasses without catching something.

Now I'm worried again. So pee can be dangerous after all?

Was I right about it smelling bad too?