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Red-shirt Freshman 1987 |
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
(1) Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. (2) I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother (3) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 4) Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. (5) Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. (6) I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face. (7) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 8) My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. (9) I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. (10) My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? (11) My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell". (12) What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. |
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All-American |
ouch! ...
_____________________________ "i 'preciate ya ... " - javier arenas |
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Scout team |
that is awesome i think i might use some of those if i ever have to dump my girl.
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Junior |
you were my all, the key to my soul
since our divorce, you are just on the payroll...  |
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Red-shirt Freshman 1987 |
LOL... knew I could count on you to create your own!! You are too funny! |
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Junior |
Capstone1 could not resist... you are the mother of my children, and they are the apple of my eye but if i catch you with another man, i will choke you til you die |
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Red-shirt Freshman 1987 |
Oh that one is even better!! I see you are on a roll tonight.
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Junior |
buttah... |
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Junior |
when we made love this morning, my hopes and dreams took flight
when i found some guys car keys in your vagina, i knew you would not live to see the night... |
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"Executive Seating" Stomp a mudhole... |
Now a poetry prize awaits you!
________________________ There's very little difference in being average and being a champion...the champion has a winning attitude on and off the field...      |
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All-American |
You are not right my friend Our basketball coach suxs. |
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Junior |
not to speak ill, but if it was anna nicole, it would have been the car... |
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Hall of Famer 2005 |
LOL...she's loose. |
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Junior |
got a sign, just to the left, over 1 million served... |
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Hall of Famer 2005 |
LOL...if she weren't dead, she'd probably be getting banged right now. |
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