The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can
Be The Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with
me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you
are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back
and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Afterwards, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."

that's funny....

Just so ya'll know...I am the head of my house,

but my wife is the neck and turns the head where ever she wants.

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Originally posted by N.AL-Tider:
Just so ya'll know...I am the head of my house,

but my wife is the neck and turns the head where ever she wants.

What's the outcome of the motorcycle purchase with you and your wife?

I've heard it said there are only two kinds of husbands.
Henpecked and liars.

My wife has all the money and all the play toys.

Now talk about power!

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Originally posted by JK Hawk:

quote:

Originally posted by N.AL-Tider:
Just so ya'll know...I am the head of my house,

but my wife is the neck and turns the head where ever she wants.

What's the outcome of the motorcycle purchase with you and your wife?

She won! Said that she don't want to be a widow at 41 y/o. Also that after she dies I can buy one but not until.

hahaha