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Heisman hopeful
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UA Graduate (Year): 2008

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"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do..And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you!"

What say ye?
 
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Junior
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UA Graduate (Year): 2009

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It's pretty funny when he tells it. Course I think his entire act is pretty funny.


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"But I'll tell you what. If you want to use my likeness for a Hamburglar-type character, I'll sign off on that. 'Mr. Banana Grabber' or something." - Gob
 
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Junior
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God doesn't send people to Hell, He just honors their decision to go there.


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"Public opinion is not the voice of God"
 
Posts: 1447 | Location: Northport | Registered: December 08, 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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At least part of Carlin's appeal, for those who appreciate him is because with George, it's not really an act.


There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking. --Alfred Korzybski

 
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Sophomore
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quote:
Originally posted by RIP Dimebag:
God doesn't send people to Hell, He just honors their decision to go there.


<sigh>

1 Corinthians 15:22 - Read it and believe it.


'This space for rent.'
 
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